Total Medals Earned: 1,890 (From 284 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,060 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/355 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (85/490 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (105/660 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Score 50,000!
Complete all objectives!
Devour the Evil Eye of the Dead!
Kill bettle queen
Collect 100 objects
Reach character level 10
Buy one of the hero's items
Kill the deamon lord
Reach character level 30
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 999999 golds
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
You got another O
You got the F
You got the glorious G
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
